Well, you found me. What now then?Tumblr (3.0; @elegee)http://elegee.tumblr.com/<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F90149027&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/49258135874http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/49258135874Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:02:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzof1oByp81qc0trjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45162612536http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45162612536Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:58:02 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42c724b9f28d156d2628459a41342270/tumblr_mjicrcQfNJ1rhzhn2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45162321819http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45162321819Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:54:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9edcaf7a54e7a805c2013e58a48dc2c7/tumblr_mjgn59FuOE1qdlfp4o1_r2_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45162135610http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45162135610Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:52:10 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/02247fc7419d8ed06992fbe5631e3f39/tumblr_mjizy2Cmm11rcalxio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jakegyllenhaalelujah.tumblr.com/post/45159650154/i-be-on-my-suit-and-tie-shit">jakegyllenhaalelujah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I be on my suit and tie shit</p> </blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45161631924http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/45161631924Mon, 11 Mar 2013 22:46:08 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f0c6c3db1ff1cec51f1f67ce6a0e837/tumblr_mhsuzcxpwf1qj5rqko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://breakingnews.tumblr.com/post/42425767376/us-postal-service-to-cut-saturday-mail-delivery" class="tumblr_blog">breakingnews</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>US Postal Service to cut Saturday mail delivery</strong></p> <p>JUST IN: The U.S. Postal Service is expected to announce later today that it will stop delivering mail on Saturdays but continue to deliver packages six days a week, <strong>The Associated Press </strong><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/postal-cut-saturday-mail-trim-costs-121737834--finance.html">reports</a>.<br/><br/>The plan is aimed at saving about $2 billion. <br/><br/><em>Photo: U.S. Postal Service letter carrier Anthony Ow places letters in a mailbox as he walks his delivery route on July 30, 2009, in San Francisco, California. (Getty Images North America)</em></p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42455767498http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42455767498Wed, 06 Feb 2013 17:28:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9b82d2cd0079f5170b6b0c1be0bb8677/tumblr_mgho3sNGz41rrg53eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42385342986http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42385342986Tue, 05 Feb 2013 18:26:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6b7b2b743a2cbc1a9fdaeda9e157ec2/tumblr_mhpqo1DB9g1qzw499o1_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4aae896318c75d3bfa37496521478684/tumblr_mhpqo1DB9g1qzw499o4_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91e6fa3692f3bb280d47ce75e640025b/tumblr_mhpqo1DB9g1qzw499o2_400.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c0063051718463d5ce868b79cc6be2e4/tumblr_mhpqo1DB9g1qzw499o3_400.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://hatewizard.tumblr.com/post/42298545019/sempaiwalmart-ryanhatesthis-cockenblog" class="tumblr_blog">hatewizard</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sempaiwalmart.tumblr.com/post/42297340927/ryanhatesthis-cockenblog-movie-43-has-a-3">sempaiwalmart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryanhatesthis.tumblr.com/post/42294787612/cockenblog-movie-43-has-a-3-on-rotten-tomatoes">ryanhatesthis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cockenblog.tumblr.com/post/42294444384/movie-43-has-a-3-on-rotten-tomatoes-and-beautiful">cockenblog</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Movie 43 <a href="http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/movie_43/">has a 3% on Rotten Tomatoes</a> and BEAUTIFUL reviews.</p> </blockquote> <p>I just sprayed coffee at my computer screen</p> </blockquote> <p>no guys you’re fuckin missing the best part</p> <p>this is what richard roeper’s <a href="http://rogerebert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130123/REVIEWS/130129973">review</a> actually opens with:</p> <p>Since 1999 I’ve been carrying a blue pill in my pocket, holding onto it for the moment when I’d truly need it. The pill, I was told, would instantly erase the memory of any movie — but just the one movie, just the one time.<br/><br/>I was tempted to take that pill after “<a href="http://rogerebert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=REVIEWS01&TITLESearch=Freddy%20Got%20Fingered&ToDate=20131231">Freddy Got Fingered</a>.” I had the pill in hand as I walked out of every other <a href="http://rogerebert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/classifieds?category=search1&SearchType=1&q=Adam%20Sandler&Class=%25&FromDate=19150101&ToDate=20131231">Adam Sandler</a>movie of the last decade.</p> <p>But I hung on to it, knowing something even worse was going to come my way one day.<br/><br/>Midway through “Movie 43,” I knew the day had come. As the credits rolled with the inevitable blooper scenes of actors breaking character and inexplicably laughing when nothing funny is going on, I swallowed that pill, hoping to erase instantly all mental images of what had just transpired.<br/><br/>It didn’t work. The !&$@*! thing didn’t work!</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god hahahahaha</p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42375868608http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42375868608Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:25:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/01f7a328efecfab2333ed28337dc0c2b/tumblr_mhpofb38ET1qd6180o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://schmookens.tumblr.com/post/42291136739/it-looks-as-if-that-finger-is-the-babys-arm" class="tumblr_blog">schmookens</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>it looks as if that finger is the baby’s arm</p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42375536906http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42375536906Tue, 05 Feb 2013 16:21:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9fkta88Bu1rw6hhbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://earthlynation.tumblr.com/post/30907952811/northern-sky-by-kristina-brewn" class="tumblr_blog">earthlynation</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>northern sky by kristina brewn</p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42283553252http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42283553252Mon, 04 Feb 2013 12:39:20 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me9sh6PpFy1qzoov8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jakegyllenhaalelujah.tumblr.com/post/42106572997/the-process-of-ohaguro-permanently-dyeing-ones" class="tumblr_blog">jakegyllenhaalelujah</a>:</p> <blockquote><blockquote> <p>The process of <strong><em>ohaguro</em> </strong>- permanently dyeing one’s teeth black with lacquer. The darkness in the mouth makes the face look more like a mask.</p> </blockquote> <p>Turns out to be very effective in the prevention of tooth decay too.</p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42120600958http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/42120600958Sat, 02 Feb 2013 14:33:41 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfzooBwy21qzdzobo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://the-all-seeing-lie.tumblr.com/post/41666208544/are-my-cigarettes-back-there" class="tumblr_blog">the-all-seeing-lie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Are my cigarettes back there?</p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/41670692028http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/41670692028Sun, 27 Jan 2013 22:18:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ouv4BQpm1rokq49o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jakegyllenhaalelujah.tumblr.com/post/39269033997/wackfriday-how-to-tell-when-someone-has-hit-an" class="tumblr_blog">jakegyllenhaalelujah</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wackfriday.tumblr.com/post/25199529702/how-to-tell-when-someone-has-hit-an-absolute">wackfriday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how to tell when someone has hit an absolute career low</p> </blockquote> <p>yea more like pet michaels</p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/39269885175http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/39269885175Sun, 30 Dec 2012 21:45:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a1m625zW1r8getfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a1m625zW1r8getfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>The photo at top is the most-viewed image in the world, the “Bliss” wallpaper that came with Windows XP.  The photo at bottom is what the same spot looks like today.</p> </blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/39269554018http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/39269554018Sun, 30 Dec 2012 21:41:43 -0500<p>I can&#8217;t tell if I&#8217;m a psychopath or just an asshole</p>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/38809078229http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/38809078229Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:11:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maf2o2EoMp1r4286do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/38066654203http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/38066654203Sun, 16 Dec 2012 10:50:32 -0500Me: let's get drunk.<br /> My roommate: its Tuesday <br /> Me: and tomorrow is Wednesday thank you rebecca black let's get drunk.http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37795187980http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37795187980Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:08:21 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/99ba7b60e028668eb0c077f22b3a1553/tumblr_meoztzgWs71qfkqupo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37694643700http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37694643700Mon, 10 Dec 2012 23:43:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a3383efdc5ff1ebb07c0c4a2000dcd2/tumblr_meu0xsxdh91qggwnvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.humansofnewyork.com/post/37655822245/these-men-work-at-firehouse-64-in-north-tehran" class="tumblr_blog">humansofnewyork</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>These men work at Firehouse 64 in north Tehran. When they found out I was from New York, they excitedly asked: “Are you a fireman too?” I’ve often secretly wished I was a fireman. But never more than at that moment.</p></blockquote>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37670494235http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37670494235Mon, 10 Dec 2012 18:35:29 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67hcrbsNm1qbw7q9o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m67hcrbsNm1qbw7q9o2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37405608246http://elegee.tumblr.com/post/37405608246Fri, 07 Dec 2012 10:25:30 -0500